Back Before Nine Comedy Nights - Terms & Conditions for Ticket Purchase
Welcome to the formal bits and bobs. We’ll try to make this as painless as possible (even slightly enjoyable). These Terms & Conditions govern your purchase of tickets for Back Before Nine Comedy Nights and your attendance at our shows. By buying a ticket, you agree to abide by these T&Cs, keep smiling, and stay laughing.
1. Tickets and Pricing
One ticket, one show: Your ticket entitles you to one Back Before Nine Comedy Night, which includes plenty of laughter, but unfortunately, no refunds for jokes you’ve already heard.
Price: Our tickets are priced to keep everyone happy. Once purchased, tickets are non-refundable, except as outlined below.
Booking fee: Sometimes there's a small booking fee (we hate them too). It covers the magic internet elves that make online sales possible.
2. Refunds and Cancellations
The show must go on! Unless it can’t. If we have to cancel, reschedule, or relocate a show, we’ll let you know as soon as possible and offer you an alternative date or a full refund. Your statutory rights are intact, as we’re law-abiding folks who believe in fair play.
Missed the show? Sorry, but we can’t offer refunds for missed shows due to late arrivals, unexpected detours, or spontaneous Netflix binges. So, set those reminders!
3. Resale and Transfers
Keep it above board: Tickets cannot be resold for a profit, swapped for magic beans, or offered as part of any third-party promotion without our written consent.
Got a last-minute conflict? Feel free to pass your ticket to a friend, family member, or someone with a good sense of humour. Just let us know their details so we can welcome them at the door.
4. Age Restrictions
Adults only: Our comedy nights are for those 18 and over. We love future comedy fans, but our shows aren’t suitable for little ones.
5. Entry and Conduct
Bring your confirmation email: Printed, digital, or otherwise. No email confirmation, no entry - it’s not our fault the dog ate it.
Be nice: Disruptive behaviour will not be tolerated. You might find yourself ejected from the event (and no, this won’t entitle you to a refund).
Keep your seat warm: Our doors open 45 minutes before the show. Please arrive on time to get cozy and avoid disruptions.
6. Media and Photography
Say cheese! We will take photos or videos during the event. By attending, you consent to potentially appearing in our future social media or promotional materials, looking like you’re having the best time ever.
Recording the show? Sorry, no-go. Let’s keep the jokes a surprise for the rest of the crowd.
7. Limitation of Liability
We want you to have a fun and safe experience, but Back Before Nine Comedy won’t be responsible for any loss, injury, or harm unless directly caused by our negligence. Laugh responsibly, mind your steps, and watch out for stray punchlines!
8. Your Statutory Rights
As a ticket purchaser, you’re covered by all relevant UK consumer protection laws. If something doesn’t go to plan, reach out, and we’ll make it right. You have a right to a refund in the event of cancellation, a serious change to the event, or our inability to deliver what we promised.
9. Contact Us
Need help? Got questions? Just want to say hello? Contact us at info@bbncomedy.com. We’re here to help, Monday to Friday, 9 am to 5 pm.
Thanks for reading, and we hope you enjoy the show! We’re looking forward to seeing you there for a brilliant night—and don’t worry, we’ll have you home “Back Before Nine”.